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pff!! Muggles ...

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we-could-have-danced-all-night:

queerenby:

filisexual:

royalpancake:

a short poem:

do teachers
understand
that you take
other classes

another short poem:

yes but see
they are all
required
by the district
or state
to assign a
certain amount
of gradable
material per
semester so
they can get
paid and earn
raises and bonuses
and keep
their jobs and
funding

a revised short poem:

does the district
or state
understand
that you take
other classes

another short poem:

no

(Source: frenchtoastkarma, via jennstarkid)

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gallifreyan-detective:

Like a transmitter. Round and massive, slap bang in the middle of London. A huge circular metal structure like a dish, like a wheel. Radial. Close to where we’re standing. Must be completely invisible.

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vanconcastiel:

ignotum-per-aeque-ignotum:

fandomstuck:

the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it

Humans have 3 types of rods for processing color (red green and blue). Mantis Shrimp have 16.

Fucking shrimp. I will NOT be jealous of food.

(via jennstarkid)

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partner:
you be the teacher ill be the student ;)
me:
okay
me:
write an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. i want it on my desk by monday
partner:
oh no but... thats such a hard essay... is there anything i can do for extra credit? ;)
me:
no
partner:
but professor.... surely then i could... persuade you to extend the deadline...? ;)
me:
no
partner:
so... what do you want, professor?? ;)))
me:
an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. on my desk. by monday

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me:
*sees a bug in my house*
me:
alright little homie its ok we all make mistakes, you do you, just keep a respectful distance
bug:
*flies at my face*
me:
first of all how dare you